the windows were made clean today! or maybe yesterday. can now see better the outside world! less misty, better focus and colour reproduction. window 2.0, now with improved real-world fidelity!
Archive for February, 2009
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Thursday, February 26th, 2009railpaste
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009**********BREAKING NEWS!***********
scientists have invented RAILPASTE(TM), a new substance that is guaranteed to speed up the construction of railways by one million times! simply squeeze a tube of RAILPASTE(TM) and it produces a nice smooth rail with a weld-free finish. the sleepers can be pressed into the rails while the paste is still malleable. a single tube of RAILPASTE(TM) can be easily operated by only two people, even if one of them is a bit short! a spokesperson from Ratsniffer and Fungalcream Incorporated, the makers of RAILPASTE(TM), said, ‘soon we will be able to cover the whole world in railways. MWAHAHAHA!’.
the toothpaste consortium is filing for trademark infringement.
a pair of ninja rail engineers begins construction of a new railway to transport miniature cows
a bisqueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
bisqueeeeeee
is dark chocolate. very important. nom nom nom
ale and fizz
Thursday, February 19th, 2009ale is foul and you should never drink it. also it is fizzy. this is a problem, and it is part of what makes the ale so foul. usually when things go fizzy by themselves, owing to neglect and so forth, it means they have gone bad, because all the little germs and bacteria and yeasties have farted in it. so you throw it out. but some people put it into bottles and barrels and sell it as a drink. yuck
pearls and oysters
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009pearls are oyster seeds. the oyster wraps the seed in yuck and when it is grown it rolls out of its shellhouse, pop! it rolls and it rolls along the sea bed until it finds a comfy spot and then it digs a little burrow to snuggle into. when it is morgen it wakes up and pokes its head out and if it is sunny it hatches! the little mucky pearl splits open and out sproings the newest oyster in the world. and that is how oysters get borned.
i wrote this with dasher and it was fun!
a song
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009i have a song. it goes like this:
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds are on the in-side!
that is all. i have also drawn a picture of a strawberry to go with it. that makes it Ironic. and irony is definitely In at the moment.
strawberry
brushing
Monday, February 16th, 2009i was brushing my teeth and i thought, ‘i wonder if any of my other bones need cleaning?’ it would be problematic if they did because they are on my Insides.
also this game is good
Friday, February 13th, 2009http://m0rkeulv.net/games/castlewars/
it has round corners on the cards and they are a Good shape yupyup
duckieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Friday, February 13th, 2009is good. glows! shine little duck, shine!
duckie
omnomnomnomnomnom
Thursday, February 12th, 2009
roundshiny
looks sooooooo good to eat! :D