the windows were made clean today! or maybe yesterday. can now see better the outside world! less misty, better focus and colour reproduction. window 2.0, now with improved real-world fidelity!
Archive for February, 2009
scientists have invented RAILPASTE(TM), a new substance that is guaranteed to speed up the construction of railways by one million times! simply squeeze a tube of RAILPASTE(TM) and it produces a nice smooth rail with a weld-free finish. the sleepers can be pressed into the rails while the paste is still malleable. a single tube of RAILPASTE(TM) can be easily operated by only two people, even if one of them is a bit short! a spokesperson from Ratsniffer and Fungalcream Incorporated, the makers of RAILPASTE(TM), said, ‘soon we will be able to cover the whole world in railways. MWAHAHAHA!’.
the toothpaste consortium is filing for trademark infringement.
is dark chocolate. very important. nom nom nom
ale is foul and you should never drink it. also it is fizzy. this is a problem, and it is part of what makes the ale so foul. usually when things go fizzy by themselves, owing to neglect and so forth, it means they have gone bad, because all the little germs and bacteria and yeasties have farted in it. so you throw it out. but some people put it into bottles and barrels and sell it as a drink. yuck
pearls are oyster seeds. the oyster wraps the seed in yuck and when it is grown it rolls out of its shellhouse, pop! it rolls and it rolls along the sea bed until it finds a comfy spot and then it digs a little burrow to snuggle into. when it is morgen it wakes up and pokes its head out and if it is sunny it hatches! the little mucky pearl splits open and out sproings the newest oyster in the world. and that is how oysters get borned.
i wrote this with dasher and it was fun!
i have a song. it goes like this:
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds are on the in-side!
that is all. i have also drawn a picture of a strawberry to go with it. that makes it Ironic. and irony is definitely In at the moment.
i was brushing my teeth and i thought, ‘i wonder if any of my other bones need cleaning?’ it would be problematic if they did because they are on my Insides.
it has round corners on the cards and they are a Good shape yupyup
is good. glows! shine little duck, shine!
looks sooooooo good to eat! :D