ale and fizz

ale is foul and you should never drink it. also it is fizzy. this is a problem, and it is part of what makes the ale so foul. usually when things go fizzy by themselves, owing to neglect and so forth, it means they have gone bad, because all the little germs and bacteria and yeasties have farted in it. so you throw it out. but some people put it into bottles and barrels and sell it as a drink. yuck

4 Responses to “ale and fizz”

  1. Cakesniffer says:

    This should be filed under lies…

  2. blodgett says:

    but only a tiny part of it is a lie! on average it’s true

  3. lalala says:

    on average you’re true! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  4. blodgett says:

    on average you said ‘a’

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