mountains are bad
mountains are dangerous. all sorts of bad things happen. the man who is in the balloon was flying, but now he is falling. one man was gliding with a parachute, but now he is upside down. one has climbed all the way to the top. he has run out of floor to put his feet on, and the sun is so close it is burning the top of his head. another one was trying to reach the top, but he has been swallowed by a snowball and is being rapidly returned to sea level by the mountain and gravity. the last man is being chased by a highland grue and will probably be eaten. mountains are bad, stay away from them.