natural cosmetics

it is a well known fact that eating a lot of oranges makes you turn orange. it is a little known fact that other fruits also share this remarkable property. try eating a few strawberries for the appearance of a healthy glow, or overripe bananas for an eco-friendly alternative to an artificial tan! green grapes or apples will make you look like an alien, perfect for a fancy dress party. blueberries will give an alternative look, excellent for drawing attention to yourself, while lemons will enable you to take sick leave under the guise of suffering from jaundice.

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