parcelforce are scum

to be sung to the tune of ‘parcelforce are scum’

parcelforce are scum, are scum, are scum
rotten little scum, on the surface of a pond
stinking in the sun, in the sun, in the sun
blodgett want to sink them to the bottom of the pond

2 Responses to “parcelforce are scum”

  1. Cakesniffer says:

    This is a rather unpleasant song. Blodgett annoyed by ParcelForce?

  2. blodgett says:

    parcelforce fail to bring blodgett’s household accoutrements! blodgett rise early and wait in ALL DAY. no parcel arrive. NONE
    >:(