on tuestag it was pancake day! blodgett made 8 pancakes but consumed only 7. the remaining pancake blodgett carefully dried and preserved for later scientific examination. it now present to you results of rigorous analysis.
note on general methodology: pancake drying reached steady state by fritag, but was kept under observation for a further 2 days in case of surprises
evidence 1:
pancake
observation 1: entirety of pancake warped, note well that there are FIVE (5) raised edge sections.
conclusion 1: all pancakes inherently desire to be pentagons.
evidence 2:
pancake
observation 2: some parts of pancake wrinkled up. is common knowledge that fingers and toes wrinkle up in the bath.
conclusion 2: all pancakes inherently desire to be in the bath.
evidence 3:
pancake
observation 3: edges are highly crispy.
conclusion 3: all pancakes inherently desire to be crisps.
analysis:
blodgett thus present what is theorised to be the happiest pancake in the world!
happy pancake