award of awsumness

awsum!

awsum!

reasons why this man was a DUDE:

a: name is ELMER AMBROSE SPERRY
b: clearly mastered the ART OF TRANSPORTATION
c: founded Sperry ELECTRIC MINING MACHINE Company
d: founded Chicago FUSE WIRE Company
e: invented GYROCOMPASS
f: invented GYROCOPTER
g: invented ARC WELDER
h: sry some of those maybe not quite true
i: but still! a DUDE
j: yupyup

http://www.sperryrail.com/
all aboard! :D

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2 Responses to “award of awsumness”

  1. cakesniffer says:
    March 18, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    “80 years of finding flaws” what a negative attitude Mr Sperry’s descendants have!

    Also, did he make a computer? I read in the big red 4.4BSD book there was once a computer called the Perkin Elmer which sounds rather excellent. I hope for a return to this naming scheme.

  2. blodgett says:
    March 19, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    sperry made everything! sort of.