blodgett have a true story!
once upon a time hole appeared in road:
hole
some fixing was attempted by road fixers but due to water continually falling from sky, hole filling was postponed. covered over the hole for safety, and around it large orange fence.
along came some mans wishing to drive down road with truck. unfortunately these mans preceded by foolish friends with van. which move fences away. and which not tell truck mans about hole. DOOOOOF.
thus, truck reverse around corner, directly into hole. CRUNCH. STUCK.
STUCK
truck mans unhappy, especially as sky water continues. truck #2 summoned with hook and cable for to extract truck #1:
wrench
hauling success! truck unstuck and largely uninjured. alas green hole cover totally mashed into hole.
POP
the end
epilogue: hole now fixed
