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Insects I: the Fliangle

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

The Fliangle is a curious insect with no feet. Coloured a distinctive green, supposedly for camouflage purposes, it is nevertheless rather striking. Its unusual geometric shape appears to have few aerodynamic advantages and almost certainly contributes to the Fliangle’s difficulty in taking off. However, the tough, edged carapace makes it an unappetising snack, except to those predators partial to armadillos.

The Fliangle itself eats pollen. It is a creature of decidedly below average intellect. This may be why it hasn’t figured out that reducing your food supply’s ability to propagate is a Bad Idea. It is also the reason why the Fliangle captured below is about to attempt a landing on a flower that cannot possibly support it. The Filangle’s continued survival is a mystery, but scientists theorise that other insects keep it around for the comedy value.

Wild Fliangle

Wild Fliangle

sky boat

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

friend nick have visited foreign places! went on a sailing boat.
http://www.doof.me.uk/2009/10/19/norway/

blodgett liked the boat. have drawn its own!

sky boat

sky boat

ninja oven

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

today blodgett wear EVERYTHING BLACK like a ninja. except for rucksack, this mostly blue.

ninja blodgett

ninja blodgett

super-human pizza oven

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

official! pizza-ovens rank above humans!

blodgett today constructed BY ITSELF ikea sofa bed whose instructions demanded TWO human people. ikea furniture like lego for old people rly.

step 0: place first the instructions upon a wooden table

step 1: requires one blodgett

step 1: requires one blodgett

step 2

step 2

step 3

step 3

step 4: all done! :D

birthtag!

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

today blodgett celebrates its 127th post!

birthtag!

birthtag!

here is a list of why 127 is great:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/127_(number)#In_mathematics

vocabulary

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

blodgett have just discovered that TRUCKLE is actually real word! :D

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/truckle

blodgett have drawn picture to celebrate

truckle

truckle

999-PANIC

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

by virtue of date, today has been declared NATIONAL PANIC DAY

blodgett presents authentic drawing of actual events:

PANIC

PANIC

bread

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
bread

bread

the bread is happy it bounces upon the trampoline

joyful joyful

MECHANICALPIG reincarnated!

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

yay! friend nick has made pig terminal!

http://www.doof.me.uk/2009/08/23/mechanical-pig-goes-web-2-0/

so cool. pig currently has a backlog of jobs to process. blodgett will wait a little while to submit one.

also, blodgett made pig icon for twitter page. may be viewed here:

http://twitter.com/MECHANICALPIG

blodgett battles evil

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

blodgett had to fend off spider in new residence yestertag.

spider

spider

this is spider. blodgett does NOT like spiders.

spider NO

spider NO

spider was HUGE:

spider BIG

spider BIG

spider was in bathroom, near bath. hole in underneath of bath enclosure! spider apparently dislike blodgett. spider RUNS towards hole:

spider RUN

spider RUN

blodgett seizes opportunity, fills hole with stuffing behind spider! spider STUFFED, blodgett wins:

spider STUFFED

spider STUFFED

yay! :D