the pineapple is a failure. the story explains why. read and learn.
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why pineapples are stupid
Saturday, May 30th, 2009egg plants
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009an egg plant is a baby chicken. in the olden days chickens used to hatch from underground, but nowadays they are mostly stored in barns. if you plant an egg and water it well, a chicken comes out! it has a green top to disguise it as a plant, will fall off when chicken wakes up. this one is almost done, one foot already free! the sun is also hatching for it is the morning and it must wake up too.
egg plant
cakecakecake
Sunday, April 19th, 2009
cake
it was sunny today! so nice the spring. i have drawn some chocolate cake. it is outside, enjoying the sunshine and making friends with a beetle
mountains are dangerous
Saturday, March 14th, 2009
mountains are bad
mountains are dangerous. all sorts of bad things happen. the man who is in the balloon was flying, but now he is falling. one man was gliding with a parachute, but now he is upside down. one has climbed all the way to the top. he has run out of floor to put his feet on, and the sun is so close it is burning the top of his head. another one was trying to reach the top, but he has been swallowed by a snowball and is being rapidly returned to sea level by the mountain and gravity. the last man is being chased by a highland grue and will probably be eaten. mountains are bad, stay away from them.
soopfoodgood
Saturday, March 14th, 2009i have drawn a recipe for soup made mostly from tomatoes. it tastes good! i have drawn it in handy blob form. helps to see which parts can be parallelified, yupyup.
tomato soup
cloud race
Thursday, March 12th, 2009two stick men are racing on clouds. the one in front is going to win! the one at the back he is going to lose.
cloud race
how the werld werks
Friday, March 6th, 2009the werld turns round. this is because all the werms wriggle in the same direction and it pushes the werld the opposite way. an illustrative diagram is enclosed below.
werms push the werld round
tree
Friday, March 6th, 2009i drew a tree with a fungus attachment:
tree with a fungus
railpaste
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009**********BREAKING NEWS!***********
scientists have invented RAILPASTE(TM), a new substance that is guaranteed to speed up the construction of railways by one million times! simply squeeze a tube of RAILPASTE(TM) and it produces a nice smooth rail with a weld-free finish. the sleepers can be pressed into the rails while the paste is still malleable. a single tube of RAILPASTE(TM) can be easily operated by only two people, even if one of them is a bit short! a spokesperson from Ratsniffer and Fungalcream Incorporated, the makers of RAILPASTE(TM), said, ‘soon we will be able to cover the whole world in railways. MWAHAHAHA!’.
the toothpaste consortium is filing for trademark infringement.
a pair of ninja rail engineers begins construction of a new railway to transport miniature cows
a bisqueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
bisqueeeeeee
is dark chocolate. very important. nom nom nom