Archive for the ‘lies’ Category


Thursday, August 30th, 2012



Saturday, February 25th, 2012

blodgett was away because it was busy lazy away. but have now been upgraded! celebrated avec pizza. blodgett’s new status mean everything it says is automatically true, thus lies category is being retired.


Sunday, November 6th, 2011

blodgett such an excellent gardener, it prepares already for next spring! ok that was lies. blodgett have though applied real-world paint to a plant-labelling device. sadly blodgett rarely knows what precisely (or even roughly) are the seeds which it plants, so it was careful to make an item of general applicability

for plants

for plants

with bees and carrots

with bees and carrots

action shot!

action shot!

the best part is the type of thing blodgett painted called a BISQUEEEEE. honest.

caught red-handed

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

update to!!



humus infiltration

weird and wrong

Saturday, May 28th, 2011

weird and wrong

apparently in “real time”. blodgett thinks they have miscomprehended real time :/

end of the world tomorrow!

Friday, May 20th, 2011

and an excellent introduction to an article:

Judgment Day is coming this Saturday, May 21, beginning at 6 p.m., according to Harold Camping, the president of the Christian broadcaster Family Radio. Could he be wrong?

first flower

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

blodgett’s first flower have grown!

yellow flower

from the drawing board*

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

*disclaimer: this post contain no** drawings

here blodgett reveals sneak previews of items in they own individual swamps of doom:

hamlette, the tiny dejected ham: a play in one act

product development!
the pen warmer, tiny scarf to make sure your pen not get cold in winter. this one actually have prototype, will post photo. probably will sell like hot cake this summer

web 2.4!
crowdsource platform named PLEB. blodgett haven’t decided what it stand for yet. any suggestions from ye peasants?


good view

Friday, March 25th, 2011

everybody knows that carrots make you see better even when you are looking at other countries


extending moore’s law

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

so blodgett was thinking that it would quite like to have a tiny cow that followed it around. however, current (known) cows are too large for blodgett’s purposes. we thus propose to apply moore’s law to cows (and possibly pigs), i.e. blodgett assert that the number of cows one may comfortably fit on an ic should double every 2 years.


current state of the art