Archive for the ‘lies’ Category
blodgett was away because it was
busy lazy away. but have now been upgraded! celebrated avec pizza. blodgett’s new status mean everything it says is automatically true, thus lies category is being retired.
blodgett such an excellent gardener, it prepares already for next spring! ok that was lies. blodgett have though applied real-world paint to a plant-labelling device. sadly blodgett rarely knows what precisely (or even roughly) are the seeds which it plants, so it was careful to make an item of general applicability
the best part is the type of thing blodgett painted called a BISQUEEEEE. honest. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisque_%28pottery%29
and an excellent introduction to an article:
Judgment Day is coming this Saturday, May 21, beginning at 6 p.m., according to Harold Camping, the president of the Christian broadcaster Family Radio. Could he be wrong?
blodgett’s first flower have grown!
*disclaimer: this post contain no** drawings
here blodgett reveals sneak previews of items in they own individual swamps of doom:
hamlette, the tiny dejected ham: a play in one act
the pen warmer, tiny scarf to make sure your pen not get cold in winter. this one actually have prototype, will post photo. probably will sell like hot cake this summer
crowdsource platform named PLEB. blodgett haven’t decided what it stand for yet. any suggestions from ye peasants?
everybody knows that carrots make you see better even when you are looking at other countries
so blodgett was thinking that it would quite like to have a tiny cow that followed it around. however, current (known) cows are too large for blodgett’s purposes. we thus propose to apply moore’s law to cows (and possibly pigs), i.e. blodgett assert that the number of cows one may comfortably fit on an ic should double every 2 years.