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scientists have invented RAILPASTE(TM), a new substance that is guaranteed to speed up the construction of railways by one million times! simply squeeze a tube of RAILPASTE(TM) and it produces a nice smooth rail with a weld-free finish. the sleepers can be pressed into the rails while the paste is still malleable. a single tube of RAILPASTE(TM) can be easily operated by only two people, even if one of them is a bit short! a spokesperson from Ratsniffer and Fungalcream Incorporated, the makers of RAILPASTE(TM), said, ‘soon we will be able to cover the whole world in railways. MWAHAHAHA!’.
the toothpaste consortium is filing for trademark infringement.
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