review of a snackfood

June 4th, 2009

blodgett reviews a packet of ‘bacon flavour rashers’ from a supermarket.
NOTE: these not actual pig-based baconfoods, they just crisps.

appearance: not much like bacon. but quite like other crispfoods of this nature.

texture: good crisp, good crunch. dissolves nicely, only small quantity of residue.

taste: also not much like bacon. blodgett notes vegetarian mark on packet, indicating complete absence of meat. taste is salty and vaguely appealing, also slightly sour. pleasant maizey after-taste. blodgett detects a hint of pistachio, although this is not in ingredients list. however blodgett notes further that ‘defatted soya grits’ *are* on the ingredients list, but do not know what these taste like.

overall: 4.5/7, would eat again.

disclaimer: blodgett consumed 2 packets, but for research purposes only. thoughtful sampling is hard work yupyup.

thuggery

June 2nd, 2009

blodgett remembered suddenly that gave no updates since announced career change. actually thugging didn’t go so well, blodgett returned to plodding of research.

small things

June 2nd, 2009

today blodgett sees good small things. some small gooses, some small truck, some infant bird. here they are:

mini gooses

mini gooses

truckle

truckle

sprog bird

sprog bird

sprog bird made a rather loud noise

ooh

June 1st, 2009

blodgett got new best score on word game! 715. yupyup.
(word game was here: http://blodgett.doof.me.uk/2009/04/25/more-game/)

update!!11 is now 843. quack is good word :D (um. this happen on june 16th)

further update! have 966 on game 303. possibly addicted. maybe blodgett needs therapy.

worm baby

June 1st, 2009

rolls good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNxjwt2AqY

why pineapples are stupid

May 30th, 2009

the pineapple is a failure. the story explains why. read and learn.

http://blodgett.doof.me.uk/real/pineapple/1.html

horse child

May 30th, 2009

my friend said a while ago that the horses in the field had forked some childs. so went to take pictures. here are pictures:

horse child

another horse child

many horse childs

birthtag

May 30th, 2009

blodgett manufactures! because, went to shop to get card for someone. shop demands a whole 2.3 cashmonies! for one card! could eat much food for this amount! blodgett disgruntled. blodgett makes a card.

card here:

front

front

inside

inside

back

back

flyby

flyby

blodgett make it from print of this photo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blodgett-esq/3535004680/in/set-72157618216957372/

used margin to make other flutterby. bug peg from shop for 15p. frog i found and glued. blodgett regruntled.

pineapple

May 28th, 2009

blodgett shall eat some pineapple tonight. pineapples are stupid. more on this later.

tree of work

May 27th, 2009
tree

tree

blodgett are willing to concede there may be a better way of achieving this particular task