NEW! blodgett has now a communication channel! also listed on blodgett description page.
myblodg address
interactive blodgett!
March 8th, 2009blodgett2.0
March 8th, 2009i have a new kernel. apparently.
saying things again
March 7th, 2009some words it is good to say again after you have said them. you must say a word the correct number of times only, otherwise it sounds wrong and your leg might fall off or something equally bad. the number is often two or four, but it depends on the word. some common words are listed here:
yup yup
good good
yah yah yah yah yah
there are also some exceptions. ‘dooooo’ and ‘laaa’ for instance can be of variable length and thus have varying repetition properties, much like the transition metals.
how the werld werks
March 6th, 2009the werld turns round. this is because all the werms wriggle in the same direction and it pushes the werld the opposite way. an illustrative diagram is enclosed below.
werms push the werld round
tree
March 6th, 2009i drew a tree with a fungus attachment:
tree with a fungus
sneeble
March 2nd, 2009sneeble is a verb, meaning to roll away quietly from somewhere or something. it comes from the finnish word snibl, which originally referred to one who was leaving inconspicuously with the last cake. it was brought to england on the 12th of march, AD 419 by the vikings, who alas left very conspicuously with a lot of cake. the word enjoyed a brief resurgence in popularity in the 13th century, when it became fashionable for those in the know to spell such words with as many eeeees as possible. (the temporary boom in the tweed industry – or rather, the ‘tweeeeeeeed industry’ – of the time was another direct result of this trend.) the highest ever recorded eeeee count for any conjugation of sneeble was 146, when an enthusiastic biologist saw a mouse (or possibly small rat) in his kitchen with a curious mode of transportation, and made a note of his observations in his journal.
windows
February 26th, 2009the windows were made clean today! or maybe yesterday. can now see better the outside world! less misty, better focus and colour reproduction. window 2.0, now with improved real-world fidelity!
railpaste
February 22nd, 2009**********BREAKING NEWS!***********
scientists have invented RAILPASTE(TM), a new substance that is guaranteed to speed up the construction of railways by one million times! simply squeeze a tube of RAILPASTE(TM) and it produces a nice smooth rail with a weld-free finish. the sleepers can be pressed into the rails while the paste is still malleable. a single tube of RAILPASTE(TM) can be easily operated by only two people, even if one of them is a bit short! a spokesperson from Ratsniffer and Fungalcream Incorporated, the makers of RAILPASTE(TM), said, ‘soon we will be able to cover the whole world in railways. MWAHAHAHA!’.
the toothpaste consortium is filing for trademark infringement.
a pair of ninja rail engineers begins construction of a new railway to transport miniature cows
a bisqueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
February 22nd, 2009
bisqueeeeeee
is dark chocolate. very important. nom nom nom
ale and fizz
February 19th, 2009ale is foul and you should never drink it. also it is fizzy. this is a problem, and it is part of what makes the ale so foul. usually when things go fizzy by themselves, owing to neglect and so forth, it means they have gone bad, because all the little germs and bacteria and yeasties have farted in it. so you throw it out. but some people put it into bottles and barrels and sell it as a drink. yuck