genius exercise regime

February 4th, 2009

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message from blodgett:

i am exercising! i have decided to get fit slowly and that sit ups are ok. so, i am doing one (1) sit up each day. this can be conveniently integrated into my daily routine: when i get up on the morning i sit up in bed, and when i go to sleep i lie down again. success! the best part is that if i have a nap, i can double the amount of exercise i do. and there aren’t many exercise plans that can say that naps == more exercise.
UPDATE!!! actually i think none.

platypus

November 10th, 2008

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Message from blodgett:

i have a platypus called hans. he swims slightly anti-clockwise when wound up. also i have a small rubber duck that glows in the dark. flowerpots are good. all these things are true.