Archive for the ‘blodgett’ Category

clod

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

less than 4 weeks till summer! :D

identifying creatures

Monday, March 1st, 2010

blodgett present the wildlife of the country:

nature

nature

cakebox

Monday, March 1st, 2010
cake

cake

and they all lived happily ever after

OM NOM NOM

do want

Monday, March 1st, 2010

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8543202.stm

o_O

squeeeee

Monday, March 1st, 2010

ruby can index strings by regexp! blodgett LIIIIKES IT :D

irb(main):001:0> 'number 123 yah yah yah yah yah'[/\d+/]
=> "123"

excellent problem solving skills

Friday, February 26th, 2010

blodgett commend to you this man:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8539560.stm

fine art

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

blodgett have some artwork to recommend to you at this time!

http://www.doghatesme.com/dog-hates-me/2009/10/its-friday-and-i-am-just-wasting-time-at-work.html
http://xkcd.com/614/
http://www.dweebist.com/2010/02/no-kicking/
http://www.dweebist.com/2010/02/questions/

TODAY blodgett is eating…

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

blodgett made a well easy food item. instructions follow:

requirements:
1 can peeled tomatoes
2 can kidney beans
8 sausages
3 small onions (or moar if like onion)
1 stock cube
3 medium carrots (moar if like carrot)

1 large pan into which may be placed all of the above requirements simultaneously

makings:
1. cut sausages into nommable chunks, chop onions
2. fry both of them in pan until cooked and onion nicenbrown
2a. while waiting for step 2 chop carrots and open cans, rinse gunk off kidney beans
3. when step 2 done, add carrots, crumble in stock cube, add contents of cans
4. rinse tomato can juice in with about half can of water, and smallen tomatoes if necessary
5. bubble until cooked, add moar water if needed
6. consume, possibly with pastafood or potatofood

OM NOM NOM

pancake day

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

on tuestag it was pancake day! blodgett made 8 pancakes but consumed only 7. the remaining pancake blodgett carefully dried and preserved for later scientific examination. it now present to you results of rigorous analysis.

note on general methodology: pancake drying reached steady state by fritag, but was kept under observation for a further 2 days in case of surprises

evidence 1:

pancake

pancake

observation 1: entirety of pancake warped, note well that there are FIVE (5) raised edge sections.
conclusion 1: all pancakes inherently desire to be pentagons.

evidence 2:

pancake

pancake

observation 2: some parts of pancake wrinkled up. is common knowledge that fingers and toes wrinkle up in the bath.
conclusion 2: all pancakes inherently desire to be in the bath.

evidence 3:

pancake

pancake

observation 3: edges are highly crispy.
conclusion 3: all pancakes inherently desire to be crisps.

analysis:
blodgett thus present what is theorised to be the happiest pancake in the world!

happy pancake

happy pancake

gerbils

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

after blodgett contemplating this picture:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/02/welcoming_the_year_of_the_tige.html#photo4

it thought that it would be good if babies were called gerbils. they seem to have many gerbil-like qualities, the word gerbil also suits well the concept of sprog.