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additionally, blodgett has been so fortunate as to receive numerous giftings which it will now proceed to describe in mind-numbing detail, mainly for its own amusement.

regard! the gifties in question:

gifties

a: blodgett receives penguin! moreover, penguin is squishable! this will enable blodgett to safely diffuse any fits of rage in which it might find itself

b: some amazing wooden blocks all stuck together can be twuzzled into manymany shapes

c: mmmmmm chocolades. blodgett used to take one a day of a vitamin pill selected at random, but this has lately been eclipsed by one a day of small chocolate spheres. this apparently impart the same health benefits, so it can be concluded that the important part is one of something each day

d: leeeeetle monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is happpeeeeeeee :D

e: knitted items to keep blodgett’s hands warm during its toil

f: excitement! an electrical device for cleaning one’s teeth! upon further inspection, it appears to be curiously inefficient: 16 hours of charging permits 20 minutes of use. this seems suboptimal. have anyone else a device with similar characteristics?