a blodg

i have important news. mushrooms, they are really just slugs in disguise. when a sneaky slug sees someone coming, it tries to hide by pretending to be a mushroom, as this is usually a reliable way of escaping danger. but! sometimes people pick the so-called “mushroom”. they take it home and chop it into bits and cook it and eat it. this was not what the slug intended. and that is why mushrooms look like slugs and taste bad. so now you know.

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