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ale and fizz

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

ale is foul and you should never drink it. also it is fizzy. this is a problem, and it is part of what makes the ale so foul. usually when things go fizzy by themselves, owing to neglect and so forth, it means they have gone bad, because all the little germs and bacteria and yeasties have farted in it. so you throw it out. but some people put it into bottles and barrels and sell it as a drink. yuck

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pearls and oysters

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

pearls are oyster seeds. the oyster wraps the seed in yuck and when it is grown it rolls out of its shellhouse, pop! it rolls and it rolls along the sea bed until it finds a comfy spot and then it digs a little burrow to snuggle into. when it is morgen it wakes up and pokes its head out and if it is sunny it hatches! the little mucky pearl splits open and out sproings the newest oyster in the world. and that is how oysters get borned.

i wrote this with dasher and it was fun!

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a song

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

i have a song. it goes like this:

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds are on the in-side!

that is all. i have also drawn a picture of a strawberry to go with it. that makes it Ironic. and irony is definitely In at the moment.

strawberry

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brushing

Monday, February 16th, 2009

i was brushing my teeth and i thought, ‘i wonder if any of my other bones need cleaning?’ it would be problematic if they did because they are on my Insides.

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