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Sunday, March 25th, 2012impact factor
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012well, looks like previously published paper (http://blodgett.doof.me.uk/2009/05/23/health-is-important/) has been wholeheartedly taken on board by nhs:
tada
Friday, March 2nd, 2012lies
Saturday, February 25th, 2012blodgett was away because it was busy lazy away. but have now been upgraded! celebrated avec pizza. blodgett’s new status mean everything it says is automatically true, thus lies category is being retired.
smaller than it looks
Sunday, November 6th, 2011planting
Sunday, November 6th, 2011blodgett such an excellent gardener, it prepares already for next spring! ok that was lies. blodgett have though applied real-world paint to a plant-labelling device. sadly blodgett rarely knows what precisely (or even roughly) are the seeds which it plants, so it was careful to make an item of general applicability
the best part is the type of thing blodgett painted called a BISQUEEEEE. honest. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisque_%28pottery%29
pano-photo!
Monday, October 31st, 2011blodgett has played with stuck-photos from holitag pictures, is here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blodgett-esq/sets/72157628015868068/
the epic hug hug hugin used, http://hugin.sourceforge.net/ (sample photo currently on their title page is coincidental and no relation)
official notice of intent to reclassify
Monday, October 31st, 2011
item background
there do exist a song by some person called mraz, which blodgett had heretofore classified under ‘happy’. blodgett’s understanding of this song largely formed by video of small child and miniature instrument. liked also the word ‘mraz’, judged to be a word likely to be spoken by a cat.
unfortunately, during an evening of treacherous wondering, blodgett decided to investigate further. relevant discoveries lead blodgett to desire this item reclassify to ‘dire’ (no offence to small child (or cats)).
informations pertaining to reclassification
a) lyrics to song are awful, at least those parts blodgett could make out
b) singing person is of type ‘gormless’, bearing an unpleasant resemblance to either (i) hugh grant (ii) david cameron (iii) both [a truly disturbing thought]
c) singing person comports himself in this video like unto an idiot
informations in mitigation
a) the sproing and the clicky noises still highly entertaining
b) comprehensibility of song lyrics not required; many items in category ‘happy’ not also members of category ‘makes sense’
preliminary judgement
insufficient mitigating circumstance, motion for reclassification of item from category ‘happy’ to category ‘dire’ are upheld. all in favour say ‘aye’
informations for all
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011things found in Foreign places:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blodgett-esq/sets/72157627797876947/
health drink
Wednesday, October 12th, 2011blodgett generally hates the powdered lemon ill-drinks, but today decided to experiment and produced an adequate concoction, largely based on http://blodgett.doof.me.uk/glug-glug.
so into a mug filled 2/3rds hot water, dissolve large teaspoon honey and pacquet powder, then top up avec orange juice. tastes like a cough sweet.