blodgett has played with stuck-photos from holitag pictures, is here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blodgett-esq/sets/72157628015868068/
the epic hug hug hugin used, http://hugin.sourceforge.net/ (sample photo currently on their title page is coincidental and no relation)
things found in Foreign places:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blodgett-esq/sets/72157627797876947/
blodgett have a true story!
once upon a time hole appeared in road:
hole
some fixing was attempted by road fixers but due to water continually falling from sky, hole filling was postponed. covered over the hole for safety, and around it large orange fence.
along came some mans wishing to drive down road with truck. unfortunately these mans preceded by foolish friends with van. which move fences away. and which not tell truck mans about hole. DOOOOOF.
thus, truck reverse around corner, directly into hole. CRUNCH. STUCK.
STUCK
truck mans unhappy, especially as sky water continues. truck #2 summoned with hook and cable for to extract truck #1:
wrench
hauling success! truck unstuck and largely uninjured. alas green hole cover totally mashed into hole.
POP
the end
epilogue: hole now fixed
aftermath of ~10 mins of muchrain:
water
and yay for inversion layers!
water hup
flower graphs
flower
blodgett made these a while ago but tardy in cataloguing
blodgett’s first flower have grown!
yellow flower
as promised, evidence of prototype pen scarf!
front
back
in action!
IT LISTENS TO YOU
everybody knows that biscuit means ‘cooked twice’, from the french ‘bis’ meaning ‘again’, and ‘squeeee’ meaning ‘yay we just invented the bisqueee’.
blodgett will now attempt to derive the TRISQUEEEE *gasp*
for this we will require a ready-prepared biscuit, and an OVEN of BAKING.
item one as follows:
one squee
step two involves the BAKKING. (some insolent inquirers may demand to know why blodgett cannot cook them itself. answer to this is obviously that blodgett is highly specialised and cares not for these trivial tasks.) minor hiccup was encountered in that blodgett had no cooking instructions for trisquits or bisquits. fortunately blodgett had instructions for a chicken and ham pastry bake, so these were followed instead.
Figure 2: 2.5squit
step 3: outcome! blodgett believes that apart from the acrid burning taste, this experiment was definitely a success.
SUCCESS
