i think when i was outside this morning i accidentally eat small bug. i have drawn a bee. his name is bunion.
Archive for March, 2009
i saw one on the way home last night. it was squeaking when it moved. probably needed axle greasing, but unfortunately i had no butter with me.
it is a well known fact that eating a lot of oranges makes you turn orange. it is a little known fact that other fruits also share this remarkable property. try eating a few strawberries for the appearance of a healthy glow, or overripe bananas for an eco-friendly alternative to an artificial tan! green grapes or apples will make you look like an alien, perfect for a fancy dress party. blueberries will give an alternative look, excellent for drawing attention to yourself, while lemons will enable you to take sick leave under the guise of suffering from jaundice.
me and a friend collaborator but not in the soviet sense made a highly regarded academic paper.
here it is:
mountains are dangerous. all sorts of bad things happen. the man who is in the balloon was flying, but now he is falling. one man was gliding with a parachute, but now he is upside down. one has climbed all the way to the top. he has run out of floor to put his feet on, and the sun is so close it is burning the top of his head. another one was trying to reach the top, but he has been swallowed by a snowball and is being rapidly returned to sea level by the mountain and gravity. the last man is being chased by a highland grue and will probably be eaten. mountains are bad, stay away from them.
i have drawn a recipe for soup made mostly from tomatoes. it tastes good! i have drawn it in handy blob form. helps to see which parts can be parallelified, yupyup.
two stick men are racing on clouds. the one in front is going to win! the one at the back he is going to lose.
NEW! blodgett has now a communication channel! also listed on blodgett description page.
i have a new kernel. apparently.
some words it is good to say again after you have said them. you must say a word the correct number of times only, otherwise it sounds wrong and your leg might fall off or something equally bad. the number is often two or four, but it depends on the word. some common words are listed here:
yah yah yah yah yah
there are also some exceptions. ‘dooooo’ and ‘laaa’ for instance can be of variable length and thus have varying repetition properties, much like the transition metals.