Archive for the ‘nom’ Category

experimental food item

Friday, March 25th, 2011

everybody knows that biscuit means ‘cooked twice’, from the french ‘bis’ meaning ‘again’, and ‘squeeee’ meaning ‘yay we just invented the bisqueee’.
blodgett will now attempt to derive the TRISQUEEEE *gasp*
for this we will require a ready-prepared biscuit, and an OVEN of BAKING.
item one as follows:

one squee

step two involves the BAKKING. (some insolent inquirers may demand to know why blodgett cannot cook them itself. answer to this is obviously that blodgett is highly specialised and cares not for these trivial tasks.) minor hiccup was encountered in that blodgett had no cooking instructions for trisquits or bisquits. fortunately blodgett had instructions for a chicken and ham pastry bake, so these were followed instead.

Figure 2: 2.5squit

step 3: outcome! blodgett believes that apart from the acrid burning taste, this experiment was definitely a success.

SUCCESS

evil dessert returns!

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

’tis the season to consume chocolate

evil dessert mk2

mistake

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

today blodgett returned greatly enhungered, and combined 2 most rapidly cookable items available. it would like to further recommend that probably nobody should ever make omelette containing soft cheese. would not eat again.

glug glug

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

blodgett’s current favourite drink!

1. put LARGE teaspoon of honey into mug
2. dissolve into about 1/2 mug of boiling water
3. top up avec apple juice
4. GLUG GLUG GLUG

NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

NEVER SAY NO TO PANDA

sooooooop

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

more nom: soup and ricefood!
to make soupfood require:

small cabbage (maybe ~12cm in diameter)
2 courgettes
1 smallish leek
stock
butter
1 egg (or more if want)
optional spinach
1+ packs of bacon (blodgett made up about 1/3rd of this as vegetarian, with veggie stock instead of chicken, and 4 veggie sausages instead of the bacon. so maybe want 1.5 packs of bacon. or maybe less of other ingredients…)

1 frying pan
1 large saucepan
knif and cutting accoutrements, etc.

procedure:
1. chop leek and fry in ample butter in large saucepan
2. chop courgette and add to saucepan
3. chop cabbage and add to pan. leave lid on a few minutes to soften it all up
4. cut fat off bacon in pieces and fry till crispy. cut bacon into small strips and fry a leetle, then add all to saucepan
5. add enough water to cover it all, and enough stock to make up roughly half strength to whatever it says on the stock pacquet
6. bubble. maybe 20 mins? but could probably be less if want
7. beat up egg with a bit of water. pour into soupfood and mix. top up soup to taste
8. add spinach if want
9. NOM

new recipe!

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

peas in butter soup! :D

blodgett feels ingredients and process probably sufficiently self-explanatory

shock

Friday, June 25th, 2010

blodgett advocates a nominally healthy nom! :O

requirements:
porridge oats
dried fruit and nut mix (blodgett likes getting extra fruit)
milk

to make:
1. put it all in bowl

makes a good breakfast or snackfood. can be made less healthy by using some cream, maybe adding muscovado sugar :D can be made moar healthy by adding fresh fruit pieces, but this probably dangerous.

a cheesefood, a cheesefood…

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

this dinnerfood employs a cheesefood item in a paquet which look like this:
http://www.google.co.uk/images?q=le+roule+cheese+food

requirements:
1 lump of butterfood
3 large leeks
6 slices of baconfood
75-100g roule quesofood
maybe bit of milk

1 frying pan into which these items will fit all at once

to manufacture:
1. wash and slice leeks
2. melt butter in frying pan, fry leeks
2a. while leeks fry cut up bacon
3. when leeks are soft add little baconfoods and fry them also
4. when all are fried add quesofood and mix in well
5. thin out sauce with milk and water as you like it
6. all done!

blodgett reckons it best with pastafoods, but does not deny there may be other good things upon which to pour this sludge

TODAY blodgett is eating…

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

blodgett made a well easy food item. instructions follow:

requirements:
1 can peeled tomatoes
2 can kidney beans
8 sausages
3 small onions (or moar if like onion)
1 stock cube
3 medium carrots (moar if like carrot)

1 large pan into which may be placed all of the above requirements simultaneously

makings:
1. cut sausages into nommable chunks, chop onions
2. fry both of them in pan until cooked and onion nicenbrown
2a. while waiting for step 2 chop carrots and open cans, rinse gunk off kidney beans
3. when step 2 done, add carrots, crumble in stock cube, add contents of cans
4. rinse tomato can juice in with about half can of water, and smallen tomatoes if necessary
5. bubble until cooked, add moar water if needed
6. consume, possibly with pastafood or potatofood

OM NOM NOM